What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?

I don’t care if she has one or not.


silly-nanners:

cadolicious:

Aaahhaa omg.

HES IN A ROOM FULL OF MUSLIMS ksdfjsdklfjsdfk

aiiiir 

he must have been poking fun at stereotypes…idc i am forever amused.


policygal:

Every year on Memorial Day, this MARINE, Staff Sergeant Tim Chambers, stands in the sweltering Washington D.C. heat, in his dress uniform, holding a salute for every biker in the Rolling Thunder procession. He stands at attention, saluting his brothers and sisters, from start to finish, which is over four hours! When asked, “Staff Sergeant Chambers, why the salute?” His response was effortless and profound, “It’s about the pain. A lot of these heroic guys still hurt and if I can relieve their pain for just one brief moment, then I’ve done my job.”

God bless you Staff SGT Chambers, and God bless those who stopped to care for you and give you some water.

Uhh that guy definitely does not have SSgt chevrons on. He’s a Lance. Good job.


semper-sweet:

this is to say the least scary



It’s funny how anti war protesters and other anti everything protesters wear American flag bandanas and stuff. You don’t rate to even look at my flag.


Remember, nobody is there for you in life. Nobody is there to make you succeed. Nobody even wants you to succeed. If you want something you gotta say fuck the bullshit and do it on your own because everyone else just wants to see you fail.


Two Marines received the Navy Cross for bravery in Afghanistan in separate ceremonies Friday May 18th 2012.

The awards were made to Sgt. Clifford Wooldridge of the 3rd Battalion, 7th Marine Regiment at Twentynine Palms, and Sgt. Christopher Farias of the 1st Battalion, 11th Marine Regiment at Camp Pendleton.

Farias, 26, of La Porte, Texas, was cited for saving the lives of Marines by leading an “immediate and aggressive tactical response” to a Taliban ambush on a Marine outpost in Helmand province on Oct. 5, 2010. Farias continued to fight despite being wounded by shrapnel to his neck, shoulder and back and suffering a severe concussion and broken clavicle.

“His fearless leadership and presence of mind, with enemy fire impacting all around him, repelled the enemy’s initial assault,” according to the official citation.

Wooldridge, 22, of Port Angeles, Wash., was a vehicle commander when his convoy came under enemy fire on June 18, 2010. He led four Marines in outflanking 15 Taliban fighters  killing eight of them and scattering the rest. Out of ammunition, Wooldridge wrestled a machine gun away from a Taliban and engaged in hand-to-hand combat with his enemy, killing him.

Wooldridge was cited for “his bold actions and his courage under fire which disrupted the enemy attack on his platoon.”

Sgt Wooldridge was my pistol coach haaaaaa awesome


regainingmymoxy:

The armed forces are running through my neighborhood singing a special variation of their left, left, left, right, left chant as they head on to Ground Zero.

It is a sight and a sound.

Thanks for your service y’all!

And also NYPD. awww yeah


walkamongstthestars:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

mrpondismypatronus:

deduce-me-e:

gomenne:

girlthrualookingglass:

Julio Diaz has a daily routine. Every night, the 31-year-old social worker ends his hour-long subway commute to the Bronx one stop early, just so he can eat at his favorite diner.

But one night last month, as Diaz stepped off the No. 6 train and onto a nearly empty platform, his evening took an unexpected turn.

He was walking toward the stairs when a teenage boy approached and pulled out a knife.

“He wants my money, so I just gave him my wallet and told him, ‘Here you go,’” Diaz says.

As the teen began to walk away, Diaz told him, “Hey, wait a minute. You forgot something. If you’re going to be robbing people for the rest of the night, you might as well take my coat to keep you warm.”

The would-be robber looked at his would-be victim, “like what’s going on here?” Diaz says. “He asked me, ‘Why are you doing this?’”

Diaz replied: “If you’re willing to risk your freedom for a few dollars, then I guess you must really need the money. I mean, all I wanted to do was get dinner and if you really want to join me … hey, you’re more than welcome.

“You know, I just felt maybe he really needs help,” Diaz says.

Diaz says he and the teen went into the diner and sat in a booth.

“The manager comes by, the dishwashers come by, the waiters come by to say hi,” Diaz says. “The kid was like, ‘You know everybody here. Do you own this place?’”

“No, I just eat here a lot,” Diaz says he told the teen. “He says, ‘But you’re even nice to the dishwasher.’”

Diaz replied, “Well, haven’t you been taught you should be nice to everybody?”

“Yea, but I didn’t think people actually behaved that way,” the teen said.

Diaz asked him what he wanted out of life. “He just had almost a sad face,” Diaz says.

The teen couldn’t answer Diaz — or he didn’t want to.

When the bill arrived, Diaz told the teen, “Look, I guess you’re going to have to pay for this bill ‘cause you have my money and I can’t pay for this. So if you give me my wallet back, I’ll gladly treat you.”

The teen “didn’t even think about it” and returned the wallet, Diaz says. “I gave him $20 … I figure maybe it’ll help him. I don’t know.”

Diaz says he asked for something in return — the teen’s knife — “and he gave it to me.”

Afterward, when Diaz told his mother what happened, she said, “You’re the type of kid that if someone asked you for the time, you gave them your watch.”

“I figure, you know, if you treat people right, you can only hope that they treat you right. It’s as simple as it gets in this complicated world.”

FAITH IN HUMANITY RESTORED

ALL THE SLOW CLAPS GO TO YOU

My god, a social worker who hasn’t lost their way in it all. Bless.

FAITH IN HUMANITY RESTORED

He should have beat the fuck outta that kid. Faith has not been restored because there’s still piece of shit kids robbing people for a few dollars.